in reply to I get my hair cut...
...I'm bald, you insensitive clod!
"What do I want? I'm an American. I want more."
An Englishman in New York
An American Werewolf in London
An American in Paris
The Innocents Abroad
An Idiot Abroad
Robinson Crusoe on Mars
A Connecticut_Yankee in King Arthur's Court
There and Back Again
Travels into Several Remote Nations of the World
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