in reply to I get my hair cut...
...I'm bald, you insensitive clod!
"What do I want? I'm an American. I want more."
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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