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Re: Re^2: Convincing co-workers to learn Perlby Anonymous Monk
|on Mar 28, 2003 at 09:31 UTC||Need Help??|
Update: Jeez, I really didn't think I had to resort to <humour></humour> tags...
Welcome to the Internet my friend. The man on your left is a communist grammar nazi with a loaded 9mm who is currently re-reading your post for the 8th time looking for typos. The man on your right is jaded programmer who has not slept in 72 hours, is trying to meet a deadline, consumed a near lethal dose of caffeine, and is about to be informed he's getting laid off. The man wearing the tin foil hat behind you thinks that you're a microsoft operative sent to kill him. The programmers who wrote the software you're currently using were all hooked on crack. Good luck!
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