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Where is the boss?
Any perl code relating to Mark really ought to include ...
push @toilet, $PDA;
Mark flushed his blackberry when he dropped it into an auto-flush toilet last year
my $toilet = new IO::Handle;
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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