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Off topic: lightbulb joke...
According to recent experience, it takes one Abigail-II to write the code, one BrowserUk to explain why/how it works, 100+ others to chant it's good stuff.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (75 votes),