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Re: Off topic: lightbulb joke...

by ellem (Hermit)
on Aug 11, 2003 at 12:46 UTC ( #282839=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Off topic: lightbulb joke...

String walks into a bar, bartender says we don't serve strings. String goes outside messes up his hair and bends himself around and goes back in.

"Hey aren't you that string I threw out a minute ago?"

"NO, I'm a frayed knot!"
There's more than one way to do it, but only some of them actually work.

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Re: Re: Off topic: lightbulb joke...
by Anonymous Monk on Aug 11, 2003 at 20:41 UTC
    i think "im now a tie()'d string" might be more appropriate

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[shmem]: your scanner is pre-loaded ;-)
[shmem]: anyways, do as is your wont. I won't fight western hypocresy anymore - for today. Let's call that a day, and done.
[erix]: yeah, scanning pre-loaded. I wouldn't have it any other way. As I say, my attention is a rare commodity, jealously guarded.
[erix]: ok, ok. happy pipe-dreams :P
[shmem]: have a good time inside your information bubble.

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