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Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?

by ailie (Friar)
on Sep 20, 2003 at 02:38 UTC ( #292807=poll: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

vote on Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?

A Card
[bar] 12/5%
A PowerBook
[bar] 19/8%
Lots of Grog, and/or Rum
[bar] 68/29%
Ammunition
[bar] 29/12%
A Singin' Telegram
[bar] 16/7%
Nary a farthing, an' more'n the bilge rat's worth
[bar] 89/38%
233 total votes
Comment on Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by doran (Deacon) on Sep 20, 2003 at 05:20 UTC
    Vroom doesn't need some proprietary notebook. Just get him drunk, then tell him he musta lost it.

    I, on the other hand, really could use a new powerbook...
Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by Louis_Wu (Chaplain) on Sep 20, 2003 at 06:32 UTC
    It seems to me that "booty" would be the province of his SO, not the Monastery.


    Perl programming and scheduling in the corporate world, as explained by dragonchild:
    "Uhh ... that'll take me three weeks, broken down as follows: 1 day for coding, the rest for meetings to explain why I only need 1 day for coding."
Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by allolex (Curate) on Sep 20, 2003 at 10:17 UTC
Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by malaga (Pilgrim) on Sep 20, 2003 at 16:32 UTC
    Pretend I'm singing: "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Vroo-oom, Happy Birthday to you!"

    Thank you for the great gift of perlmonks.com.

      .. and I'll be the guy standing off to one side, harmonizing the baritone part.

      --t. alex
      Life is short: get busy!
Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by bl0rf (Pilgrim) on Sep 21, 2003 at 00:45 UTC
    I'll FedEx one of those giant cakes with a woman in it
    , I dont know if its legal though...

    Happy birthday Vroom!

      Been some problems lately about the shipping of live humans!

      Props Vroom!

      Happy ++;



        Y'know, I worry about what the country's coming to when you can't ship live humans any more. Tsk tsk tsk.

        -----------------------
        You are what you think.

        Nah,

        You just need to get a life support system in your cargo hold - good for jumps from Leesti to Riedquat, so just getting to Illinois shouldn't be a problem...

        Elgon

        Please, if this node offends you, re-read it. Think for a bit. I am almost certainly not trying to offend you. Remember - Please never take anything I do or say seriously.

Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by rir (Vicar) on Sep 21, 2003 at 03:26 UTC
    Happy Birthday, Mr. Vroom.
Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by Moriarty (Abbot) on Sep 22, 2003 at 00:28 UTC

    Nothing, zilch, not even a brass razoo.

    Sorry Mr Vroom but all my spare cash either goes into my computer (hungry little bastard that it is) or into the Salvo's coffers.

    Hope you had a good one anyway :-)

Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by Lori713 (Pilgrim) on Sep 22, 2003 at 14:47 UTC
    In my best singing voice (turn off speakers now...)

    Hippo birdies two ewes,
    Hippo birdies two ewes,
    Hippo birdies deer Vroom,
    Hippo birdies two ewes!

    Can't help you with the "booty" issue...   ;-)

Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by dmitri (Curate) on Sep 22, 2003 at 22:58 UTC
    How old is Vroom?

      vroom is now 25 years old.

      I hope he had a wonderful birthday!

Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by Mago (Parson) on Sep 22, 2003 at 23:28 UTC


    A Beginning Perl Book ... *<|;-p


    Happy Birthday !!! Vroom.

Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by zakzebrowski (Curate) on Sep 23, 2003 at 11:42 UTC
    Happy B Day... Speaking of ammunition, postal II multi player is due out at christmas... bwah ha ha ha..., goin postal...

    ----
    Zak
    undef$/;$mmm="J\nutsu\nutss\nuts\nutst\nuts A\nutsn\nutso\nutst\nutsh\ +nutse\nutsr\nuts P\nutse\nutsr\nutsl\nuts H\nutsa\nutsc\nutsk\nutse\n +utsr\nuts";open($DOH,"<",\$mmm);$_=$forbbiden=<$DOH>;s/\nuts//g;print +;
Re: Mr. Vroom's birthday be Saturday the 20th. What booty shall ye be givin' him?
by tbone1 (Monsignor) on Sep 23, 2003 at 12:57 UTC
    I need to apologize, Vroom. I guess a naked cake inside a woman isn't quite the same thing.

    --
    tbone1
    Ain't enough 'O's in 'stoopid' to describe that guy.
    - Dave "the King" Wilson

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