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Re: Re: Reputation for anonymous monks

by Chady (Priest)
on Dec 08, 2003 at 14:34 UTC ( #313089=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Re: Reputation for anonymous monks
in thread Reputation for anonymous monks

Neither do I, but I don't see a need to defend or keep it either.

Looks like everyone(everyone who generalizes is a fool) most monks in the Monastery are programmed like this:

if ($NODE->{title} =~ /new feature/) { print [ 'You already have that feature in your browser', 'You can already do that manually with X', 'The DB server is already very loaded', 'No' # I ran out of ideas ;) ]->[rand(4)]; }

He who asks will be a fool for five minutes, but he who doesn't ask will remain a fool for life.

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Re: Re: Re: Reputation for anonymous monks
by PodMaster (Abbot) on Dec 08, 2003 at 15:04 UTC
    I believe you meant to write :)
    if ($NODE->{title} =~ /new feature/) { print "I like things the way they are, and your suggest does not s +eem better",$/; }

    MJD says "you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!"
    I run a Win32 PPM repository for perl 5.6.x and 5.8.x -- I take requests (README).
    ** The third rule of perl club is a statement of fact: pod is sexy.

      Perhaps even this:

      if ($NODE->{title} =~ /(?:XP|vote|voting|reputation)/ or $NODE->{content} =~ /(?:XP|vote|voting|reputation)/) { print "Your name has been appended to the enormous", " list of people who dislike the implementation", " of the Voting/Experience System. Perhaps one day", " the whole thing will be discarded as a horrible", " failure."; }

Re: Re: Re: Reputation for anonymous monks
by Anonymous Monk on Dec 09, 2003 at 06:37 UTC

    Give them some credit, Eliza's code is at least slightly more complex than that ;-P

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