Being a part-time perl poet (I posted some here) I often look at language in a perlish way, sometimes finding interesting things for poetry.
I was looking through comp.lang.perl.modules when I saw this subject line: "Turn $5 into $15,000..." which is of course spam and I ignored it. And then I thought - "Hey, this could be a valid regex question, dealing with capturing parentheses... ". You might say who's going to use $15,000 but it's still funny, isn't it?
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