in reply to My favorite Perl-related onomatope is...
I voted 'chat'. Thanks to sporty for mentioning that 'splat' would be a good poll choice.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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