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in reply to The best thing about whoppers is...

The best thing, for me, is that they are so tasty and therefore unhealthy. Yes, I might die early, but who would want to live long in such a self-obsessed/health-conscious society like ours? I don't want to be 90 years old, shuffling through a rest home in my adult diapers, thinking "Damn, I could have had a bratwurst!"

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