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Can of soda

by jacques (Priest)
on Jun 28, 2004 at 01:35 UTC ( [id://370072]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Can of soda in my hand
Try to open it
Pop-top breaks off. What to do?

I make a hole and suck
I am a Perl programmer without a job
Sixty cents is a lot of money

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Re: Can of soda
by zentara (Archbishop) on Jun 28, 2004 at 13:36 UTC
    It works better with 2 holes :-)

    As an aside, I was watching a TV show yesterday, and they had on a female bartender who would BITE open beer cans and suck out the beer. She did it, but it was messy. She said she did it "for the tips"..... what's the world coming to?


    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh

      I saw the same show. Keep in mind that since that segment was on beer, those people were likely very drunk when they first thought those things up (but obviously not so drunk that they couldn't remember it).

      (I only watched for the belly dancers that were on later. I think India is a very good idea.

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Re: Can of soda
by Trag (Monk) on Jun 28, 2004 at 15:06 UTC
    drink $soda->pop;
    get(job);


    our @item = reverse (114, 101, 107, 99, 97, 104, 32, 108, 114, 101, 80, 32, 114, 101, 104, 116, 111, 110, 97, 32, 116, 115, 117, + 74); local $my = reverse ")meti@\ ,rhc (pam tnirp";eval $my;
      wouldn't that more appropriately be
      $sodapop->drink;
        Yeah, but better yet (IMHO) would be
        pop @soda;


        our @item = reverse (114, 101, 107, 99, 97, 104, 32, 108, 114, 101, 80, 32, 114, 101, 104, 116, 111, 110, 97, 32, 116, 115, 117, + 74); local $my = reverse ")meti@\ ,rhc (pam tnirp";eval $my;

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