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Thanks for a year of enlightenmentby bradcathey (Prior)
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One year ago I stumbled out of a dark forest of Perl mediocrity and into the sun-lit clearing where sits the Monastery. It's initially foreboding gates have opened up to me a surprising and amazing mix of advice, information, humor, and a sense that I am not alone in this often frustrating world of programming.
I also found this strange little community of odd, clever, funny, and helpful people. If you would have told me a year and a day ago that I would become part of an "online community," I wouldn't have believed you. (Funny...I spent so much time logged on to PM's in those first few months, that my wife thought I was involved in an online romance—I told her, "Hey, they're monks!").
I had taught myself Perl out of a 1995 QUE book and literally started writing web-based programs before I even got past the first couple of chapters. That was three years ago. Long before I had ever heard of strict, taint, CPAN, local variables, map, references, hashes, autovivification, Larry Wall, and O'Reilly (to name only a few). Oh, I have "seen the light!"
And now, mysteriously, I find myself a Pontiff—probably the most undeserving Pope to ever grace these hollowed halls (there should really be two point systems: one for well-meaning students like myself, and one for all the genius's lurking around "Newest Nodes"—but that's a discussion for later). I just look forward to the day when I can write an intelligent answer to even 1 out of 10 nodes in SoPW.
So, experienced monks, thanks for your patience, your friendliness, but most of all, your genius. I couldn't have done it without you. And if you're new to the place, you won't be disappointed, but hang on to your hat. Well, off to Vespers—or Compline, as Zaxo would say ;^)
"Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up. " G. K. Chesterton