in reply to Finding oldest file in directory
my $cmd = $^O =~ /Win32/ ? 'dir /od /b' : 'ls -1rt';
my( $file ) = qx( $cmd );
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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