Please, please, please don't start this again. We have reached detante, and I really don't want another outbreak of hostilities. I've been tracking our friend, and he logs in periodically to see if the fight has started anew. Don't provoke him, and we can continue to have a peaceful monastary.
Message to future Monks: Yes, I'm being vague in a Twelve Monkeys kind of way. The answers to all your questions are here if you wish to find them, but they will bring you no benefit. No great prize awaits you, nothing of value is hidden. There is only an episode that we'd all rather forget. Kinda like the Dreams episode of M*A*S*H.
"What do I want? I'm an American. I want more."