in reply to Pearls (not really) of Perl programming
That belongs in the obfuscated code section, perhaps as part of a larger script full of such stuff.
CopyWrite Chad Perrin
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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