(warning: too few iterations for a reliable count)
            (warning: too few iterations for a reliable count)
                Rate schwartzian     guttros      orcish       naive
schwartzian    107/s          --        -26%       -100%       -100%
guttros        144/s         35%          --       -100%       -100%
orcish      106383/s      99666%      73834%          --         -0%
naive       106383/s      99666%      73834%          0%          --