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Re: Random Bumper Sticker Generator

by ailie (Friar)
on Dec 12, 2000 at 02:00 UTC ( #46151=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Random Bumper Sticker Generator

Likewise, I have a silly script that creates a Hunter S. Thompson-like insult.

"That devious knee-crawling bastard!"

#!/usr/bin/perl -w # # A perl script that generates a Hunter S. Thompson-like invective # use strict; my @LIST1; my @PRON; my @LIST2; my @NOUN; @LIST1 = ("vicious", "rancid", "savage", "fiendish", "filthy", "rotten", "demented", "treacherous", "heinous", "scurvy", "devious", "grisly", "hamwit", "filthy", "foetid", "cheapjack", "hellish" ); @PRON = ("You", "That"); @LIST2 = ("festering", "stinking", "crazed", "deranged", "soul-ripping", "drooling", "rabbit-punching", "knee-crawling", "thieving"); @NOUN = ("bastard", "swine", "pig", "pile of albino warts"); print "$PRON[rand @PRON] $LIST1[rand @LIST1] $LIST2[rand @LIST2] $NO +UN[rand @NOUN]!\n";

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