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Re: Programmers are weird

by Steve_p (Priest)
on Aug 30, 2005 at 16:05 UTC ( #487820=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Programmers are weird

We often operate like the machines we use... Ask a busy programmer a question and it can be minutes before the programmer context switches and replies to the question.

Frequently heard in my house...

wifey: Honey? Can you help me with something?

Steve_p: Yeah...just a minute

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Re^2: Programmers are weird
by demerphq (Chancellor) on Aug 30, 2005 at 16:08 UTC

    In mine its more like:

    gf: Honey would you like a beer?
    (time passes)
    demerphq: ummmm
    (time passes, foot tapping and typing is heard)
    demerphq: Oh!, Right. Beer? Beer! Yes please....
    gf: Its right next you you dumb ape....


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