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Re: Humorous Module Ideas

by ww (Bishop)
on Sep 14, 2005 at 13:42 UTC ( #491864=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Humorous Module Ideas

Acme::PHB

Functionality:  Intercepts all email from Pointy Haired Boss;
                selects (semi-)appropriate BOFH response;
                transmits same.  
Requires:       Employment::Current, 
Known Bugs:     Sometimes confuses SWMBO and PHB     
Pending:        Sorry, routines to intercept telephone calls
                and hallway encounters are not yet bugfree.
pmcb2voice.pm

Inspired by jdporter 2005-09-14 09:51:20-04
    "jdporter reminds himself not to implement that pmcb2voice module."

Functionality:  Transforms PM CB chatter to audio. 
                Selectable voices per participant.
Requires:       Monastery::matters
Known Bugs:     CB Participants
Pending:        An "instant-retroactive-off" button for 
                the moment AFTER the PHB passes your door.


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