in reply to Opere Citato Japh
This seems to be a popular idea. Other obfus using it are
One-liner japh and Just Another JAPH. (At least these are the ones I know of.)
Update: two later ones are JAPF, and Perl FAQ.
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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