in reply to Opere Citato Japh
This seems to be a popular idea. Other obfus using it are
One-liner japh and Just Another JAPH. (At least these are the ones I know of.)
Update: two later ones are JAPF, and Perl FAQ.
An electronic device
Being the designated driver
Spending time with a celebrity
I never won anything
I never play the lottery
I haven't checked my spam folder recently
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