in reply to Opere Citato Japh
This seems to be a popular idea. Other obfus using it are
One-liner japh and Just Another JAPH. (At least these are the ones I know of.)
Update: two later ones are JAPF, and Perl FAQ.
Bought a souvenir
Emailed all my friends about it
Got blowed up
Hit him right dead in the jaw
Made it awkward
Took a selfie
Want to go home
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