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Re: Re: If God wrote a Perl script

by Blue (Hermit)
on Jan 03, 2001 at 03:01 UTC ( #49412=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Re: If God wrote a Perl script
in thread If God wrote a Perl script

We couldn't run any of god's scripts because they would all have:

require omnipotence; require omniscience;
Heck, root access on the universe is rough to get. And installing modules locally on the universal incarnation of Perl has beel lost with the ole'-time wizards like Circe and Merlin.

=Blue might be eaten by a grue...

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Re^3: If God wrote a Perl script
by Your Mother (Chancellor) on Nov 03, 2015 at 13:19 UTC
    # Need this line too to prevent unpredictable crashes. no paradox;
Re: Re: Re: If God wrote a Perl script
by premchai21 (Curate) on Apr 20, 2001 at 06:35 UTC
    I wonder if the universe is really written in Perl... If you could get root on God's box, you could -- dare I say -- <gasp!> RULE THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

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[marto]: oddly the last time I was there I saw a zeppelin in flight for the first time
[Corion]: ambrus: I don't know how far the budget estimate has been overrun yet
[Corion]: marto: Heh ;) No, you were likely at Tegel or Schönefeld, the new one ("BER") will be somewhat outside of Berlin ;)
[marto]: Corion Schoenfeld, but my friend has been telling me about this new airport for about 7-8 years now :P
[marto]: I doubt it even exists as a building site :P
[ambrus]: Corion: does building airports "somewhat outside of" a city ever work? cities always grow around the airport quickly, because it's practical to be close to it, and after that, people start to complain that the airplanes land so close to their house and sh
[ambrus]: ould keep down the noise

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