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What if God were one of us?
Shouldn't this be in Perl Poetry?
Though the code itself does not appear to be blatantly obfuscated, a quick gander at it will not let you easily know the output, because you are reading it like Perl Poetry, not obfuperl.
That's Obfuscation through Diversion.
Jeremiah 49:32 - And their camels shall be a booty. . .
Blargh. My fault. I'm sure I tried executing it, but only got compilation errors. I must have done something wrong that time, because now that I've tried it again, I see your point.
Damn good obfuscation. Mayhap there oughtta be a sub-genre of obfuscation: steganobfuscation. :-)
The moon would crash into the Earth
The moon would breakup at the Roche limit
The wire would turn the Earth into a giant electromagnet
The Earth would turn into a giant yo-yo.
The moon would orbit every ~24 hours, significantly changing the lunar calendar
The centripetal force would rip out the Earth's core
All man-made satellites would be destroyed, causing great havoc
Moon landings would become significantly easier
The rope or wire would break, no matter how strong it was
The Vulcans would show up for First Contact causing yet another revision to the timeline
The Galactic Police would snip the rope and put the Earth on probation
Some idiot would get terrible, terrible, rope burn
We finally get those golf balls back
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