I know there are some bad grammatical (Perl And English) errors in here. Don't hold it against me :-)
$I = "Damian";
print "Because $I choose ! to";
$I delete($time) && sleep inside;
use computer qw/all day write perl/ && enjoy it;
$I unlink(friends) until $friends = 0;
$I accept criticism, called(dork, computer_nerd..);
$I need(a_life, friends) foreach $day $I exists;
# Will you be my friend :-)
Thanx All. Tell me what you think!
Wanna be perl hacker.
Dave AKA damian