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Most infamous "Last words":
"With the results of this crack run, I can show that the sysadmins who took over my former position aren't doing their job! Won't management be happy to find that out!"
-- Randal L. Schwartz, Perl hacker
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Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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