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Most infamous "Last words":
"With the results of this crack run, I can show that the sysadmins who took over my former position aren't doing their job! Won't management be happy to find that out!"
-- Randal L. Schwartz, Perl hacker
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I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
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