It's been a while since I've written one, so...
use Data::Dumper;
$Data::Dumper::Indent = $Data::Dumper::Sortkeys = cos log 1;
sub Oxff { (chr pop)x(chr pop) }
$J = (Oxff+0x32,0x23); $j = (Oxff+0x34,0x23); $/ = (Oxff+0x36,0x23);
$A = (Oxff+0x33,0x20); $a = (Oxff+0x37,0x20); $, = (Oxff+0x34,0x20);
$P = (Oxff+0x32,0x20); $p = $J.$P.$J; $; = "$J $J";
$H = $".$J.$A; $h = $".$J.$,; $z = (Oxff+0x31,0x23).
$";
print Dumper { 'z" }
__END__
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