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Cowboy Feng's Space Bar and Grille, the story of a time and space-travelling bistro powered by the nuclear bombs hitting it at irregular intervals. Not his best work, but well worth the read (as is everything by Brust IMO).
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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