do or die
Or as Yoda might say, "Do or do not; there is no try. Although have eval BLOCK you do, same thing basically is."
(Noticing this thread only late.)
As someone else said (/me only quoting/paraphrasing here): $Larry, nice way to spoil a joke! ;-)
Unixish Shell Scripting languages
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