in reply to Caffeine and its delivery to monks in need
augment 'productivity' => \&with_coffee;
before 'breakfast' => \&serve_coffee;
around 'lunch' => \&serve_coffee;
after 'dinner' => \&serve_coffee;
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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