Ha! Ha! Fear of Purl Gurl! If there is something to fear
about me, this would be my making you laugh so hard you
piddle your pants! I have a wonderful sense of humor.
Besides, I write Perl circles around the pointy little
heads of these sissified geeks around here.
Hey! You Perl Monkeys need to fix this comment board;
paragraph breaks do not show up; poor Perl programming!
Oh look! A paragraph break! How difficult is programming
for $text =~ s/\n\n/<P>/g; ?
Uh oh, font size for code is so small you can barely
read the code! Oh, oh, broken Perl code!