Found Perl, In a Nutshell by way of Allison's blog on Radar (is that pudge?).
"Perl, in a Nutshell" is a parody of a Barenaked Ladies song. All new words by me, about my favorite computer programming language, Perl.
This is the Longest Concert Evar, starring Pudge.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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