in reply to Quine generator
classical one was:
Classical ones are on the Quine page (which is apparently not maintained anymore).
The shortest non-empty non-cheating one I know is (ends with two newlines)
Another that uses perl's various quoting operators to avoid having to escape stuff dynamically is (no newline)
Update: see Short quines.
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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