You totally missed the context. dws has presented a very clever poem, spoken in a Jekyll and Hyde manner. The reason why I feel that you missed the context is because you thought that the 1337 talk was unnecessary. I say it is critical to the poem, just like chainsaw scene was necessary in
Scarface . . .
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/me sprays the Monastery ceiling with a shower of bullets
Jeff "Don't worry I'll pay for the mess" A