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I think you are in the wrong trade here. There's few things as unattractive to women in general as programming. And there are very few places with less women. If you are after getting laid I think you'd have more luck working in a McDonald.
The only way I can see Perl could help you get laid is to make you rich. (I can already hear the voices denying the apparent truth.)