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Re: how to become senior programmer?

by rjbs (Pilgrim)
on Dec 03, 2007 at 13:55 UTC ( #654579=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to how to become senior programmer?

You must eat the heart of a senior programmer.

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Re^2: how to become senior programmer?
by nicholasrperez (Monk) on Dec 03, 2007 at 14:10 UTC
    I have to ++ this node because it is true. It requires mad skillz to even attempt. Once you can prove your might against the established senior programmers, they MUST accept you into their ranks. If not, eat another heart. It took me a few hearts until they acquiesced, but in the end, I got what I wanted.

    I find eating the hearts raw in front of others has a greater effect than bringing along a hotplate and making a sautee, but the taste of raw heart might make you gag the first couple of times.
Re^2: how to become senior programmer?
by chargrill (Parson) on Dec 03, 2007 at 16:29 UTC
    I thought it was the brain. That's where the smarts are.

    s**lil*; $*=join'',sort split q**; s;.*;grr; &&s+(.(.)).+$2$1+; $; = qq-$_-;s,.*,ahc,;$,.=chop for split q,,,reverse;print for($,,$;,$*,$/)

      But also the Prions. You wouldn't want to get Mad COBOL Disease, now, would you?

      If God had meant us to fly, he would *never* have given us the railroads.
          --Michael Flanders

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