I suppose that I should clarify that this isn't for when my scripts die of natural causes, but when I kill them myself, i.e.:
in reply to Re^3: Perl Programmers Don't Die...
in thread Perl Programmers Don't Die...
Or for viewing troubleshooting data:
open ... or &dienice("Can't open: $!");
Perhaps I should rename the sub killnice, or maybe KillingMeSoftly?
*Music plays in the background*
Strumming my pain with his routine
Singing my life with his code
Killing me softly with his sub...