|Perl: the Markov chain saw|
(crazyinsomniac) Re: Biggest clue you don't want the job you're offeredby crazyinsomniac (Prior)
|on Apr 04, 2001 at 01:49 UTC||Need Help??|
Language/OS you'd be using - as long as i cam dogpaddle, i am truly not that concerned.
Commute/Relocation necessary - how far? is a car part of the deal?
Work Environment - my corner? my music? client interaction < %50? bring it on.
Pants required - $takejob=($pants_required>%70)?'consider $$ for final answer':'yes';
Dress code - **see about pants.(I would like to own another suit, and not one I last wore when i was 4)
Poor wages - what's a poor wage?(after diving for beer bottles in garbage cans, very little seems like poor wage)
(vroom|CowboyNeal) working in the cubicle next to you - Will they be making fun of me/my ability? Can I make fun of them? What about alcohol while programming?