in reply to "Chuck Norris"-ing code
These make me think of the Knuth Facts and the Schneier Facts.
TGI says moo
The Knuth facts are obviously fake: they're indexed starting from 1.
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
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