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"Chuck Norris"-ing code
These make me think of the Knuth Facts and the Schneier Facts.
TGI says moo
The Knuth facts are obviously fake: they're indexed starting from 1.
Priority 1, Priority 2, Priority 3
Priority 1, Priority 0, Priority -1
Urgent, important, favour
Data loss, bug, enhancement
Out of scope, out of budget, out of line
Family, friends, work
Impossible, inconceivable, implemented
Results (279 votes),