in reply to "Chuck Norris"-ing code
These make me think of the Knuth Facts and the Schneier Facts.
TGI says moo
The Knuth facts are obviously fake: they're indexed starting from 1.
1. Keep it simple
2. Just remember to pull out 3 in the morning
3. A good puzzle will wake me up
Many. I like to torture myself
0. Socks just get in the way
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