in reply to I joined PerlMonks because I wanted to learn about Perl, but now I stay because...
I'm waiting for TimToady's next intervention.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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