perldoc perlfaq1 | perl -ne '/((?<=")(.+hack...(?:OR)?))/&&die$2.$/' -
See also One-liner japh, Just Another JAPH, Opere Citato Japh, and JAPF for the same idea (some of these only work with older versions of perl though).
Went to join the gridlock to see it
Held an eclipse party
Watched a live feed
I cn"t see tge kwubosd to amswr thus
I tried to see it, but 8000 miles of rock got in the way
Wanted to see it, but they wouldn't reschedule it
Read the book instead
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