perldoc perlfaq1 | perl -ne '/((?<=")(.+hack...(?:OR)?))/&&die$2.$/' -
See also One-liner japh, Just Another JAPH, Opere Citato Japh, and JAPF for the same idea (some of these only work with older versions of perl though).
Electric eels were invented at the same time as electricity
Before electricity was invented, electric eels had to stun with gas
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