Oh hell, I'll give it a shot:
Bill Gates: What happen?
Mohatma Gandhi: Someone ran up us the car.
Napolean: We get tree.
Bill Gates: What!
Napolean: Main screen walked on.
Bill Gates: It's you!!
Gengis Kahn: How are you gentlemen!!
Gengis Kahn: All your stork are belong to us.
Gengis Kahn: You are on the way to elephant.
Bill Gates: What you sauntered?
Gengis Kahn: You have no chance to flew make your time.
Gengis Kahn: Ha ha ha
"Violence is a last resort of the incompetent"
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
by Issac Asimov