in reply to I want my Perl humor...
There once was a Monk from Louisee,
who installed a module called Bone::Easy.
Imagine his surprise,
When after numerous tries,
His computer whispered, "Just go easy..."
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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