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(Ovid - humor) Re: Confessional

by Ovid (Cardinal)
on May 02, 2001 at 23:43 UTC ( #77482=note: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Confessional

Deep Breath

Okay, here goes:

  • I have posted anonymously when I expected to be downvoted.
  • I enjoy the fact that some of my posts have an unwarranted high reputation due to personality upvoting (though I have reason to believe that there are some downvoters for me, too -- does that mean I've hit the big time?)
  • I have advocated Perl to a former employer who I knew hated the language.
  • Yes, mom, those magazines really were mine.
  • I should have taken the blue pill.
  • In high school, I deliberately passed notes written in Tengwar so that teachers couldn't read them.
  • I took Spanish in my senior year of high school because the freshman girls were in that class.
  • I have telnetted to port 25 and sent email from "God".
  • I didn't ask him what was in the box before I disposed of it.
  • No, Susan, I wasn't responsible for the small, furry animal, but I know who was.

Cheers,
Ovid :)

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Comment on (Ovid - humor) Re: Confessional
Re^2: Confessional
by phaylon (Curate) on Sep 19, 2006 at 13:09 UTC
    I confess() having upvoted Ovid's post for this:
    • In high school, I deliberately passed notes written in Tengwar so that teachers couldn't read them.

    Ordinary morality is for ordinary people. -- Aleister Crowley

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