Re: If I wasn't a Programmer, what I'd like to do is...

[fernandes]

Actually I'm not a Programmer, so the question forms a counterfactual proposition on the anaphoric deixis. In the best possible world any answer are going to generate the same fregean truth values. I should choose "other" as well as "some combination of the above", or "other" should be above "some combination of the above including this one".

[Anonymous Monk]

In other words, there should have been a "coke and whores" option :)

[fernandes]

I guess you are right. No matter what is the answer the answer will be the same.
I also should say: thanks by the "'coke and whores'", point for us.