007 fork (Re: Junkyard Wars, Perl Style)

[larsen]

Reading this node, my first thought was "We definitely spent too much time in a Monastery" :). Then, this thought has been completely eclipsed by a second one.

Scenario: A Zen Monastery in Tibet.
Mission: Escape from the Monastery.
Equipment I need a Ian Fleming wanna-be with a Mr.Q demeanor to write down a funny list of weird stuff including a Perl interpreter
Soundtrack: Nodereaper, of course