Fish dinner

[suaveant]

use Carp;
unpack fish, spices;
croak fish if $alive;
study recipe, pop in, time;
BEGIN {meal};
tied %bib;
scalar fish;
fork, split;
sqrt lemon;
glob tartarsauce;
chop, open(MOUTH), chomp;
unlink flesh;
truncate bone, chomp;
untie %bib;
push plate;
END {meal};
sleep now;

Update added line about cooking... (line 4)

Update2 DOH! thanks to premchai21 for pointing out tatarsauce...

                - Ant

[AidanLee]

i'll never look at the square root function the same way again :)

[zdog]

Nice! But you forgot to make the fish confess () before you croaked it ... j/k.

Zenon Zabinski | zdog | [e-mail]

[suaveant]

I thought about trying to put bless in there somewhere... but I'm not religious... :)

                - Ant

[fglock]

my $Mmmm = $Yummy and chomp <<&EOT;

   <°)))><             ~      ~

  ~            ><(((°>

        ~

EOT

[bart]

I'm having trouble with the ampersand between the "<<" and the "EOT". So is Perl 5.6.1:

Operator or semicolon missing before &EOT at test.pl line 4.
Ambiguous use of & resolved as operator & at test.pl line 4.

And then there's this:

Can't modify scalar in chomp at test.pl line 4, near "&"

At least, it should compile. IMO.