Fish dinner

use Carp;
unpack fish, spices;
croak fish if $alive;
study recipe, pop in, time;
BEGIN {meal};
tied %bib;
scalar fish;
fork, split;
sqrt lemon;
glob tartarsauce;
chop, open(MOUTH), chomp;
unlink flesh;
truncate bone, chomp;
untie %bib;
push plate;
END {meal};
sleep now;
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Update added line about cooking... (line 4)

Update2 DOH! thanks to premchai21 for pointing out tatarsauce...

- Ant

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Re: Fish dinner by AidanLee (Chaplain) on Jun 04, 2001 at 22:27 UTC
i'll never look at the square root function the same way again `:)`	[reply]
(zdog) Re: Fish dinner by zdog (Priest) on Jun 04, 2001 at 22:32 UTC
Nice! But you forgot to make the fish `confess ()` before you croaked it ... j/k. Zenon Zabinski \| zdog \| zdog7@hotmail.com	[reply] [d/l]
Re: (zdog) Re: Fish dinner by suaveant (Parson) on Jun 04, 2001 at 22:35 UTC
I thought about trying to put bless in there somewhere... but I'm not religious... :) - Ant	[reply]
Re: Fish dinner by fglock (Vicar) on Jul 11, 2002 at 18:21 UTC
my $Mmmm = $Yummy and chomp <<&EOT; `<°)))>< ~ ~ ~ ><(((°> ~` [download] EOT	[reply] [d/l]
Re: Fish dinner by bart (Canon) on Aug 20, 2002 at 10:48 UTC
I'm having trouble with the ampersand between the "<<" and the "EOT". So is Perl 5.6.1: Operator or semicolon missing before &EOT at test.pl line 4. Ambiguous use of & resolved as operator & at test.pl line 4. And then there's this: Can't modify scalar in chomp at test.pl line 4, near "&" At least, it should compile. IMO.	[reply]


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Fish dinner

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