http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=878596

(Sing to the tune Jingle Bells)

Crashing through the snow,
I'm late for work again,
I think my tires are low,
The pressure's only ten.

My Perl script won't work,
the coffee is all gone,
I have to get my program done,
job searching is no fun!

Oh, Perl code, Perl code,
testing all damn day.
My boss will ask if it is done,
I don't know what to say...