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Matt Foley: Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?
Brian: (nervous) I.. actually, Matt.. I kinda wanna be a perl programmer..
Matt Foley: We-e-e-elll.. la-de-freakin'-da! We've got ourselves a programmer here! ( jumps across the room ) Hey, Dad, I can't see real good.. ( lifts his glasses off and on his face ) ..is that Larry Wall over there?
Dad: Well, actually, Matt.. Ellen and I have encouraged Brian in his programming.
Matt Foley: Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper! ( stumbles back across the room ) Now, I wonder.. Brian, from what I've heard, you're using your ORA books, not for "Learning Perl Programming", but for rolling doobies!! You're gonna be doing a lot of doobie-rolling when you're living in a van down by the river!
I could have done better, but I just wanted to do it...
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