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Dear Sir,
Please be advised that, in keeping with current trends in social networking site norms, we unilaterally, and bindingly, and in absentis of imprimis auctorita, make the highlighted changes to our terms of service. This change to our entirely one-sided, but legally binding contract1, is made with immediate effect, and will be applied retro-actively since the dawn of time2.
7. Limitation of Liability
You understand and agree that BrowserUk and any of its subsidiaries or affiliates shall in no event be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or exemplary damages. This shall include, but not be limited to damages for loss of profits, business interruption, business reputation or goodwill, loss of programs or information, loss of goodwill and/or sexual favours. be they pre-marital, marital or extra-marital, being temporary or permanent, or other intangible loss arising out of the use of or the inability to use the service, or information, or any permanent or temporary cessation of such service or access to information, or the deletion or corruption of any content or information, or the failure to store any content or information.
The above limitation shall apply whether or not BrowserUk has been advised of or should have been aware of the possibility of such damages. In jurisdictions where the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages is not allowed the liability of BrowserUk is limited to the greatest extent permitted by law.
1Unless you have the cash to take on a corporation with $60 billion in the bank.
2a.k.a: !991.
With the rise and rise of 'Social' network sites: 'Computers are making people easier to use everyday'
Examine what is said, not who speaks -- Silence betokens consent -- Love the truth but pardon error.
"Science is about questioning the status quo. Questioning authority".
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I showed her that contract too but I can't tell you what she did with it.
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