Re: More material for PerlMonks text adventure

[Your Mother]

I have no sense of humor, cavac. So keep me out of your cut rate, basement geek-pr0n.

–Your Mother, Nancy VanMerkin (née Grue)

…huhhhhh… Line!

Oh, right. Did I get the part?

[cavac]

Dear Grue,

Hereby we like to offer ypou a small part in our upcoming feature film text adventure. You will play a classic role. Looks aren't that important, the room will be completly dark.

ACME Adventures Company Inc.

[Anonymous Monk]

Ah, just think of the endless comedic possiblities of such a great name... "No, you can't stab YOUR MOTHER!" ...

I however, am a real grue ... for we AnonyMonks are legion! Lots of us throwing out the best advice you can get but just as likely to assasinate your character ... "You AND your mother too b*tches!"